January 2012
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Man is the only creature who ever stiffs a waiter.
– Woody Allen
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December 2011
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Today, I saw a red and yellow sunset, and thought how insignificant I am. Of...
– From Woody Allen’s collection Without Feathers
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My point being, the amateur historian’s next stop after “Boy, people used...
– Sarah Vowell in The Wordy Shipmates
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Someone should write an erudite essay on the moral, physical, and esthetic...
– From Cannery Row by John Steinbeck
November 2011
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Yet with an unconquerable enthusiasm, I shall ever pay homage to the first of...
– Mary Robinson, Sight, the Cavern of Woe, and Solitude (1793)
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Women hold up half the sky.
– Mao Zedong
Anonymous asked: Why are otters brown?
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October 2011
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If psychoanalysis was late 19th century secular Judaism’s way of finding...
– David Rakoff in “Christmas Freud,” a segment of the Christmas and Commerce episode of This American Life.
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Clerks Barry and Dick are emotional cripples stuck in that male pop-culture...
– Sarah Vowell on characters in Nick Horby’s High Fidelity
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I am not a society person. The societies to which I have been exposed seemed to...
– Duena Alfonsa, from Cormac McCarthy’s All the Pretty Horses
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Hatred seems to operate the same glands as love: it even produces the same...
– From Graham Greene’s “The End of the Affair”
September 2011
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Pity the poor in spirit who know neither the enchantment nor the beauty of...
– from Muriel Barbery’s The Elegance of the Hedgehog
August 2011
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July 2011
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Why you shouldn't teach bros Latin
Bro1: Take my advice, bro. Always hit on mute girls at parties.
Bro2: You mean beezies that can't speak, bro?
Bro1: Yeah, bro. Works 100% of the time.
Bro2: Really, bro?
Bro1: Qui tacet consentire videtur, bro!
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