January 17, 2012
"Man is the only creature who ever stiffs a waiter."

— Woody Allen

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December 18, 2011
"Today, I saw a red and yellow sunset, and thought how insignificant I am. Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained."

— From Woody Allen’s collection Without Feathers

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